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Old 07-16-2004   #1
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Isnt going to want to be near the business end of a broom for 5 months


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and forget about a nicem fruity lather in the shower. Its in and out for martha. Dont want to drop the body bar!
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Isnt going to want to be near the business end of a broom for 5 months


Imagine showering with felons, pissing out in the open, eating prison food etc. 5 months might be harsh for the queen of cozy. It's like sentencing her to Martha Stewart hell.
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not ironic unless the groom is a weatherman.

In fact, most of that song contains no irony.
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Hell, she's supposed to be MacGuyver in a bra... She'll prolly be teaching how to toile paint shivs and have soap dildo carving classes... And whoever still thinks she isn't a bull dyke please raise your hand...
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Hell, she's supposed to be MacGuyver in a bra... She'll prolly be teaching how to toile paint shivs and have soap dildo carving classes... And whoever still thinks she isn't a bull dyke please raise your hand...
But she's getting married ....

....to a guy


It's not been said who is keeping their balls though
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Yeah, but as she's made millions from teaching 'window dressing' and the like; I don't put much 'stock' in it... lol

Great pics of yer young pirate in training... btw

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Errrrmmmmm.

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Yeah, but as she's made millions from teaching 'window dressing' and the like; I don't put much 'stock' in it... lol

Great pics of yer young pirate in training... btw

He he he thanks

Actually I was reffering to AM not MS but at the time ... uh
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