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LAWRENCE CONNOR'S MANIFESTO Undaunted Lawrence Connor future pornstar remains true to his calling. The Lawrence Connor saga: I am a self-defined, self-directed, and self-promoting average Joe with aspirations of becoming a pornstar. I will not be discouraged in my hopes of attaining my dream of being a pornstar. I will not be thwarted in my efforts toward achieving my goal of being a pornstar. Lawrence "Having-Sex-With-Tons-Of-Hot-Women" Connor declares: "It is my desire to screw many hot women on camera on a frequent, regular, and continuous, or continuing basis for porn productions and thereby become known as a famous (on) film fucker (of females)." I assert that I have set out on a journey, and I affirm to "stay the course." The Lawrence Connor saga continues. Erection specialist Lawrence Connor has for many years studied and practiced in the craft of erections, in his personal growth and development as an erection technician, in the creation and maintaining of erections, and therefore is knowledgeable in the art and science of erection engineering, and furthermore, in his professional growth and development next, will soon be receiving his degree as an experienced and credentialed erection engineer, to be recognized as an able and qualified cocksmith / woodsman. Master of hard-ons, Lawrence Connor, derives much pleasure in his confidence, that, for him, now, pornstardom is just around the corner. Lawrence Connor, master of hard-ons, is confident in, and looks forward to the day when he is known as the premiere porn stud of his time. Moreover, his ejaculating excellency, Lawrence Connor, the prominent and eminent ejaculator, shall endow many beautiful women with many wonderful ejaculations, adorning their gorgeous faces with many splendid ejaculations, and his marvelous pornstar spunk. Yes, as for the cumshots of pornstar Lawrence Connor, he has plenty of seed to fulfill the need, and to succeed. I am Lawrence Connor and I will be a pornstar. I am Lawrence Connor and I will be bigger than BangBus. I am a hardheaded man and I will rise to the occasion. Student of life, Lawrence Connor can be a pornstar. Lawrence Connor, student of life, shall be a pornstar. You just can't keep a good man down. I shall tenaciously and unwaveringly stay determined in my ambition and persistent in my pursuit of pornstardom. A good man is hard to find. A hard man is good to find. Future pornstar Lawrence Connor continues undaunted and unabated. Lawrence Albert Connor
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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I know I'M impressed.
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>A hard man is good to find.
that's what i always say!  Do you want to be on our radio show? You'd make a great tar... er guest! |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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what the fuck
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Man Serge, you better just go ahead and ban LC now..... or you will get stalked until you do, this guy has some serious mental issues....
He let a penthouse pet fuck him in the ass with a strap on, just because he was not able to fuck her on camera Not that I am a war hero, or a decorated Oprano veteran, but this guy has about as much to do in the industry as confucy, or that gigly dude... Problem is , gigly and confucy are smarter than LC by about three levels! 
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Fat Fucking Nobody
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Crusty the clown lives!!!
LC please get in contact with me.... I have a new video project that you would be perfect for!
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Fat Fucking Nobody
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Crusty the clown lives!!!
LC please get in contact with me.... I have a new video project that you would be perfect for!
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We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: My head lives up my ass
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you guys all make the same mistake. Ah well. When most of you here actually make a living on the net working for yourselves, you may have a soapbox to preach from. As long as you are the Mary Kay's of the net hoping for the pink cadillac, and wrangling traffic for others, I would be a little less vociferous. No offense, Joe, but just out of curiosity, do you have your own business? It sure seems like a lot of smoke gets blown on this board. |
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