What do you think when you see a cop car?

[PornoDoggy]

Almost cut my hair
It happened just the other day
It was getting kind of long
I could have said it was in my way

But I didn't and I wonder why
I feel like letting my freak flag fly
And I feel like I owe it to someone

Must be because I had the flu for Christmas
And I'm not feeling up to par
It increases my paranoia
Like looking into a mirror and seeing a police car

If I am stopped in my Cadillac it's generally a finger wagging lecture ("Sir ... do you realize that you were doing 64 in a 55?" "Boy, do you know how fucking glad I am I slowed down to 64?").

If I am stopped in my 1987 Chevy pickup truck I generally get to meet several policemen. The truck combined with my hair seems to suggest methamphetemes to the local po-lice.



Last edited by PornoDoggy at May 13 2004, 01:34 PM