I am going to have Brazilian bikini yardwork day at my house. (My 84 year old neighbor would get a kick out of this).
It's sort of like Festivus, but not really... about 20 brazilian girls will work on my yard in bikini's, while I sit in a beach chair and watch while sipping Pina Coladas. Then of course they all give me a massage (etc...) since I have worked so hard.
Now there's a good idea for my lottery winnings...
PS - St. Augustine is a great grass because of it's full sun / full shade tolerance, but I agree with you Mike. It is awful to walk on. If your neighbors have it, there's no chance of you having anything else.
However, if you can deliver the Brazilian girls I will gladly give it a try. heh
And no offense Peaches, but I have seen mountain women during my five year *sentence* in Pennsylvania. I'll help with your yard as long as you keep them AWAY.
04-06-2004
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