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Lisa · 03-19-2004

Some things you just cant explain...

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. The bar the bar manotices he's pretty meloncholy and asks him, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Barman: So what happened that's so horrible?

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.

Barman: Ok, but that's not so bad.

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Barman: So what happened then?

Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

Barman: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.

Barman: Again? Geez. So, what did you do then?

Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.

Barman: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.

Barman: Hmmm... So, what did you do?

Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in... Some things you just can't explain.

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03-19-2004	#1
Lisa Happiness is an anagram of penis pash... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 879	Some things you just cant explain... A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. The bar the bar manotices he's pretty meloncholy and asks him, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Barman: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Barman: Ok, but that's not so bad. Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Barman: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Barman: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Barman: Again? Geez. So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Barman: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Barman: Hmmm... So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in... Some things you just can't explain.