OK Somebody 'Fess Up

[Vick]

Many would-be claimants for grab bag

Christchurch police say they have had calls from several people who would like to claim a bag full of bondage equipment found in a school playground over the weekend, but have yet to hear from the genuine owner.

The bag, which included two leather cat o' nine tails, a leather paddle, four mouse traps, rubber gloves and sex toys amongst its contents, was found in the Papanui School playground.

"We've had a couple of offers for the bag," Senior Constable Graham Morgan, of Papanui police, said today.

"There were some items in the bag that weren't disclosed which will help identify the real owner, as opposed to people who might think they would like to be the owner."

Mr Morgan said he had received some calls overnight to follow up, and staff at a neighbouring police station thought they knew who the bag might belong to.

"Hopefully we'll get it sorted out by the end of the week, otherwise everything will be chucked out," Mr Morgan said.


http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,283905...58a4560,00.html

[masterp74]

I hate when that happens.... losing your bondage bag that is :angry:



Last edited by masterp74 at Mar 17 2004, 01:08 PM

[ounique]

Well, I thought I put it back in the car, but when I got home it was gone!

Awww man, and my mother gave me that cat o'nine tails!

[pushpills]

Originally posted by ounique@Mar 17 2004, 01:13 PM

Awww man, and my mother gave me that cat o'nine tails!

[Vick]

Where there's a whip .........

.... there's a way

[Peaches]

I have an old boyfriend it could belong to, but he hates kids which would make finding it near a playground. :P

Unless he finally followed through with the electroshock idea he had for kids in restaurants and airplanes........

[Trev]

Originally posted by Peaches@Mar 18 2004, 03:56 AM
Unless he finally followed through with the electroshock idea he had for kids in restaurants and airplanes........

Now there a great idea if I've ever heard one

[Edd]

I for one have ALWAYS advocated the use of hand stunners on wailing, screaming children... the resultant condition of 50000 volts being applied to their torsos leaves them docile and quite pliant, time enough for the so-called "parent" to whisk them out of the area.

We should all be allowed to carry them openly, and be required to only notify the "parent" verbally one time of the impending action.

[Trev]

Originally posted by Edd@Mar 18 2004, 04:39 PM
I for one have ALWAYS advocated the use of hand stunners on wailing, screaming children... the resultant condition of 50000 volts being applied to their torsos leaves them docile and quite pliant, time enough for the so-called "parent" to whisk them out of the area.

We should all be allowed to carry them openly, and be required to only notify the "parent" verbally one time of the impending action.

Hahahaha

Vote Edd for President 2004

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Edd@Mar 18 2004, 10:39 AM
I for one have ALWAYS advocated the use of hand stunners on wailing, screaming children... the resultant condition of 50000 volts being applied to their torsos leaves them docile and quite pliant, time enough for the so-called "parent" to whisk them out of the area.

We should all be allowed to carry them openly, and be required to only notify the "parent" verbally one time of the impending action.

His idea was to use it on the parents the first time.