Shoes !

[Carrie]

HP you forgot the steel-toed boots (even if they're steel-toed hiking boots). There comes a time in every man's life when he needs protection for his little wigglies while he's working outside - carrying the woman's new furniture into the house, cutting down the branches that are blocking the woman's view, working on the car/truck to find the rattle that the woman keeps hearing, and for the (rare in FL) times when it gets icy or snows.

The only reason to take those to Vegas with you though is if you're afraid someone's breast implant might fall out and hit your foot. :P