ah ha ha ha

Vick · 12-29-2003

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied,
"Some things you just can't explain.
This morning I was outside milking.
As soon as the bucket was full
the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again
and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milking him again
he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt
and tied up his tail with my belt.
As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down,
then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!

or in the case of XXXPhoto maybe you tried to tell this story before to your wife - :P

voodooman · 12-29-2003

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Originally posted by Vick@Dec 29 2003, 06:00 PM

the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole.
I began to fill up the bucket again
and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too.
As soon as I finished milking him again
he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I

or in the case of XXXPhoto maybe you tried to tell this story before to your wife - :P

You keep referring to the cow as a he. If the farmer was
milking a bull ("he kicked it down with his right foot"), then that would be hard enough to explaine.

:P

But I knew what you was talking about, and its still a very funny
joke/story.

clemsontiger · 12-29-2003

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that's nice Vick!!! it made me laugh

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Vick Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Little South of Sanity Posts: 6,551	A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking. As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left to a pole. I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right to a pole too. As soon as I finished milking him again he knocked down the bucket with his with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt. As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain! or in the case of XXXPhoto maybe you tried to tell this story before to your wife - :P __________________ Pssst Click the Button Above I once wanted to be a Gynecologist But I couldn't find an opening