Public Apology

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Originally posted by ulfie@Dec 15 2003, 04:20 PM
"Negotiating" with terrorists is a useless activity. That's what the democrats want us to do. If we are just nice to them they will be nice to us and we'll all sit around and sing kumbaya while smoking the peace pipe. Yeah right, the only thing these people understand is violence and how to use it. By taking away their money and their sponsors (Saddam) the US is moving forward in stopping them. Will they ever give up? Probably not. But they are severely crippled at this point.

This is something I wrote quickly last night. This would be a typical Democrat response to anything GW did.

George Bush Cures Cancer

Washington DC - The White House announced today that George Bush has found a cure for cancer. The radical treatment involves a potion that is comprised of pork rinds, beef jerkey, and motor oil. It has been found to be 100% effective in early trials with few side effects other than that patients suddenly lose the ability to pronounce words correctly.

Democrat Presidential hopeful Howard Dean angrily declared that George Bush had no business doing cancer research and that the cancer patients should have solved their own problems. Dean, visibly flustered, stated, "How dare he cure cancer on his own without building a coalition with our allies." He further added that if we would have just been nice to cancer it would have gone away on its' own.

French, German, and Russian leaders immediately demanded that they be given royalties for the discovery. We vehemently opposed this cancer research because we make a lot of money off of cancer. With cancer gone we have lost a major source of revenue. Sure it was deadly but we made a lot of money off of it dammit.

In further developments, White House Spokeman Scott McClellan clarified the earlier announcement about a Bush Cancer Cure.

"Yes," McClellan said, "it is true that the President used his spare time to develop a cancer cure. However, when we began negiotiations with Haliburton (and, to ensure competitive bidding, Brown & Root) for distribution of the product, it was discovered that the formula had been stolen by Iraqi agents and is now stored in the same secret location where the rascally Iraqi's are keeping their Weapons of Mass Destruction."