when i was little, we had a small pond by our house that was horrible for misquitos.
my grandfather (inbred hillbilly trailer trash) decided he would dump 1000 gallons of diesel into the pond to kill all the mosquitos. then he proceeded to start throwing in old batteries and other garbage for good measure.
looking back, i wish he would not have done that.
the good news is that i have started filming my family and playing practical jokes on them and its pretty fucking comical. in fact its comical to the point of being able to carry itself as a network show.
i would like to leave you with a quote from my semi-psychotic, reclusive aunt who lives in a trailer in the forest in Alaska surrounded by state of the art infra-red, night vision video suveillence cams who recently turned religious:
"God says in that Bible that he wants your fuckin' ass to pray every goddam day. Ya gotta take that shit seriously. Every fucking day of yer life"
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11-28-2003
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