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listen you pretty boy bitch lookin slut, i dont know you, nor have i had any dealings with you, so what the fuck is your prob? are you that easly persuaded to fall into what others are doing? couldnt wait to hop your bitch looking self on the bandwagon?
you remind me of beacher from oz, and i bet with some lip gloss you would just be gorgeous
Oh, this is gonna be funny when Carrie checks in.....
BrandOn, I hope you have accomplished everything you have wanted to during your time on this board, May I suggest that you get whatever licks you can in now.....
Because I have a feeling that by the end of the day, your asshole is gonna be torn open soooooo very fucking wide that a Mac Truck could roll right on in without hitting the brakes.....
Originally posted by sarettah@Oct 23 2003, 05:28 AM Oh, this is gonna be funny when Carrie checks in.....
BrandOn, I hope you have accomplished everything you have wanted to during your time on this board, May I suggest that you get whatever licks you can in now.....
Because I have a feeling that by the end of the day, your asshole is gonna be torn open soooooo very fucking wide that a Mac Truck could roll right on in without hitting the brakes.....
um sarettah, this is a message board... and see this stuff you are reading.. its called text, how in the world is text going to rip me a new asshole? you are about as sharp as a wet crayon eh? if you let anything that you read off any message board bother you, i would suggest you get out while the gettin is good
Originally posted by voodooman@Oct 23 2003, 05:33 AM You really are an idiot.
JR, where is your map???
This puke is lost and needs some help finding his way home.
and you are just a serge follower.. did you kiss his ring like ole gonzo? im wondering the pecking order.. if serge suddenly stops, who gets stuck in his ass 1st?
Originally posted by brand0n@Oct 23 2003, 09:27 AM and get used to me, serge loves me more then life its self so ill be around for some time
It might behoove you to learn Serge's definition of "love". :P Of course, you've already made several posts thinking that's a picture of Carrie in her avatar, so your thought process seems a wee bit slow.
(psssst - before you start, that really IS a picture of me in MY avatar )
Originally posted by brand0n@Oct 23 2003, 08:31 AM um sarettah, this is a message board... and see this stuff you are reading.. its called text, how in the world is text going to rip me a new asshole? you are about as sharp as a wet crayon eh? if you let anything that you read off any message board bother you, i would suggest you get out while the gettin is good
"might as well get a job at wendys" -bradshaw
Ahhhh Glashoppa...
There is literally ripping you a new asshole and then there is figuratively ripping you a new asshole.....
I referred of course to the latter rather than the former.....
And as the great master confusedinthehead would say....
"A wet crayon is always as sharp as one which is dry for alas it is wax and water cannot penetrate it"
I see you quoteth the great Bradley and as we know Brad is always right, except when he is wrong, so when you go to practice what mastershaw has taught you remember this child... "Burger King pays a nickel an hour more than Windys"..................
Originally posted by Vick@Oct 23 2003, 05:38 AM brand0n - this is a message board frequented by professionals
Please conduct yourself in a professional manner when posting here
Already you have alienated just about anyone and everyone who would considered doing business with you
this isn't kindergarten and there are better ways to call attention to yourself that by being the biggest idiot on the board
Now read this post again and notice I addressed you and your anti-social, idiotic, unwanted behavior ..... and didn't use foul language once
Can you do the same?
vick, great post, but i didnt come here to make new friends or partners, ive done fine this intire time without anyone from this board and will do fine after it
everyone decided to start with me, so i come back, what would you do? im not the type to just bend over and take it, id reather attempt (keyword attempt) to make a witty comeback of some sort
i just came to have some fun, and shoot the shit.. now i have a following of morons who cant wait to say somethin stupid towards me, so i say, FUCK EM, fuck em in the ear with a wooden spoon, you can suck my shrivled up cock
wonder who will be next to jump on the bash brand0n bandwagon?
Originally posted by brand0n@Oct 23 2003, 08:49 AM did you think that all up on your own? i mean, tons of thought went into that post right? i bet you were up all night brainstorming on that one.. then im gonna put that one face that does the bow!! yea!! thats what im gonna do...
Well...uh..I ain't as smart as you are (obviously) but lessee... You posted at 8:31 (according to my time setting) and I returned the post at 8:38... And somewhere I had to got get a cup of coffee and yak with a friend about some ASP code.....
So lessee... uh... 8:38-8:31= ...Yup yup, I guess I was up all night working on it...
Gee would you tell me how you figgered that out... was it like ESP or something ??
I am just in awe to be posting on the same board as such an intellectual giant as yourself....
Originally posted by brand0n@Oct 24 2003, 12:49 AM did you think that all up on your own? i mean, tons of thought went into that post right? i bet you were up all night brainstorming on that one.. then im gonna put that one face that does the bow!! yea!! thats what im gonna do...
lol
Well at least 2.5 seconds of concentration ...
you know how it goes
Originally posted by gonzo@Oct 23 2003, 08:57 AM
You think its time to kill em or leave him for Carrie to play with for a while?
no, no more mercyful Oprano beheadings!
;-))))
brand0n,
don't be discouraged by this bunch of old farts who were on the net forever and made the fortunes,
they are just JELOUS to your young age, vigor, unsurpassed intellect and zest for life.
don't worry, son, I watch your back and make sure that NOBODY penetrates you from behind...I'll keep you for myself!
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 23 2003, 07:56 AM BTW, guys anbd gals, be easy on him,
he is in the closet and very ashamed of it...
every reference and abuse he makes has something to do with male asses or genetalia...first simptom of a "gay in denial"
we love gays, don't we?
Please show some tolerance to this gay and happy person,
he is only 21 and needs more time to discover himself.
You are right Serge!
brandon,
Im sorry you take it in the ass from your family. I'm sure its
difficult on you, but with some psychiatric help, and strong,
very considerate friends, you will get through your troubled
times.
brand0n - I'm not even going to look for who cast the first stone or whatever - you say you're doing ok now but .......
With the people you meet here you could make MORE $, have you ever made enough $? I know I've never made enough $ (I like to think Bill Gates would tell you the same)
Pretty much what you're going to get here is a reflection of what you add to the gumbo, add garbage, you get garbage back
Now if you can knock off the hardass act and put forth something positive, you might get something positive back in return
Keep throwing garbage out and you're going to end up piled under garbage - and to my knowledge - garbage doesn't smell to good and I'd think it's not fun to play in
p.s. please don't mess with my buddy Carrie, you earned the short bus thread by posting junk in a bunch of threads this morning - you get back what you give
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I'm in a quandry. Serge has proclaimed no more beheadings. Whatever should I do?
Okay, I'll give it the good ol' hopeful try the first time around...
Brand0n, Vick is correct. This morning before heading off to the pile of work I had to do, I hit the front page of the board. What did I see? About 30 threads with "Last Poster: Brand0n", and such witty replies as "you suck", "fuck off", "loser", and other quips that stretched the limits of patience.
Therefore, you got a boarding call for the short bus.
You've stated that you didn't come here to make friends or earn money, that you don't need us... so why *did* you come here?
If you want people pointing out how inane you're acting, then keep doing what you're doing. But I warn you - everyone here gives just as good as they get, and from what I've witnessed so far you can dish it but you can't take it. Every time someone responds to you, you get personal and defensive. *tsk tsk* Thin skins don't last long here.
Now, if you *don't* want people pointing out how inane you're acting, then feel free to contribute something to the discussions. Juicy came over and immediately hopped into some great diatribes. Can you measure up to him?
Here's your shot. We can either talk biz like adults, or you can come back with another of your elementary-school-level responses and we'll toss you the Idiot Du Jour hat and proceed to have large amounts of amusement at your expense.
Personally, I'd rather talk biz. But the ball's in your court... let's see what ya do with it.
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Originally posted by Carrie@Oct 23 2003, 10:48 AM I'm in a quandry. Serge has proclaimed no more beheadings. Whatever should I do?
Okay, I'll give it the good ol' hopeful try the first time around...
Brand0n, Vick is correct. This morning before heading off to the pile of work I had to do, I hit the front page of the board. What did I see? About 30 threads with "Last Poster: Brand0n", and such witty replies as "you suck", "fuck off", "loser", and other quips that stretched the limits of patience.
Therefore, you got a boarding call for the short bus.
You've stated that you didn't come here to make friends or earn money, that you don't need us... so why *did* you come here?
If you want people pointing out how inane you're acting, then keep doing what you're doing. But I warn you - everyone here gives just as good as they get, and from what I've witnessed so far you can dish it but you can't take it. Every time someone responds to you, you get personal and defensive. *tsk tsk* Thin skins don't last long here.
Now, if you *don't* want people pointing out how inane you're acting, then feel free to contribute something to the discussions. Juicy came over and immediately hopped into some great diatribes. Can you measure up to him?
Here's your shot. We can either talk biz like adults, or you can come back with another of your elementary-school-level responses and we'll toss you the Idiot Du Jour hat and proceed to have large amounts of amusement at your expense.
Personally, I'd rather talk biz. But the ball's in your court... let's see what ya do with it.
Im jealous...Carrie doesnt kiss my ass like that.
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Originally posted by Carrie@Oct 23 2003, 07:48 AM I'm in a quandry. Serge has proclaimed no more beheadings. Whatever should I do?
Okay, I'll give it the good ol' hopeful try the first time around...
Brand0n, Vick is correct. This morning before heading off to the pile of work I had to do, I hit the front page of the board. What did I see? About 30 threads with "Last Poster: Brand0n", and such witty replies as "you suck", "fuck off", "loser", and other quips that stretched the limits of patience.
Therefore, you got a boarding call for the short bus.
You've stated that you didn't come here to make friends or earn money, that you don't need us... so why *did* you come here?
If you want people pointing out how inane you're acting, then keep doing what you're doing. But I warn you - everyone here gives just as good as they get, and from what I've witnessed so far you can dish it but you can't take it. Every time someone responds to you, you get personal and defensive. *tsk tsk* Thin skins don't last long here.
Now, if you *don't* want people pointing out how inane you're acting, then feel free to contribute something to the discussions. Juicy came over and immediately hopped into some great diatribes. Can you measure up to him?
Here's your shot. We can either talk biz like adults, or you can come back with another of your elementary-school-level responses and we'll toss you the Idiot Du Jour hat and proceed to have large amounts of amusement at your expense.
Personally, I'd rather talk biz. But the ball's in your court... let's see what ya do with it.
you show me these threads where i replyed just loser fuck off and what not...
as far as comming to this board, i was invited several times by serge himself, as is everyone on gfy when he spams there over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.....so i took him up on his invite, now im here
as far as biz goes, like i stated, ive made it this far in this biz without any of you from this board and im doing just fine, so this is nothin more to me then a joke
thin skin? surely you jest.. if i had thin skin why would i still be here? most of this board has had somethin stupid or mean to say about me, and yet im still here.. if you call that thin skin, well then id love to see the thickskinned
as far as measuring up to juicy.. i hope that was a joke.. juicy is the class clown everywhere he goes.. no offense juicey, but you know its true
now, if you want to continue bashing me, by all means do, but its just odd to me that you dont know SHIT about me and you just started in.. but i come to expect that from this board.. a bunch of followers lookin toward serge for leadership
if you look up a russians ass you might find a ruble so im told.. will one of you please let me know?
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