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Old 10-22-2003   #1
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Ok. this is interesting.

1) Sit on a chair with proper posture. Lift your right foot off of the floor. Now, with your foot, make clockwise motions. after you have done it for about 5 - 10 seconds (dont stop doing the foot thing...) proceed to step 2.

2) Raise your right hand into the air. And in front of you. With your finger draw the number six.

You can now bow before me.



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Old 10-22-2003   #2
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now repeat with the left foot and left arm

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heard that on stern
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Ok. this is interesting.

1) Sit on a chair with proper posture. Lift your right foot off of the floor. Now, with your foot, make clockwise motions. after you have done it for about 5 - 10 seconds (dont stop doing the foot thing...) proceed to step 2.

2) Raise your right hand into the air. And in front of you. With your finger draw the number six.
http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/hokey.htm
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http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/hokey.htm
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I wonder if this .gov site got their Acacia packet for abusing audio patents... lol

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I wonder if this .gov site got their Acacia packet for abusing audio patents... lol
hehehe Good point, Mark!!
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I know how to make God take over your body and raise your arms to jesus christ!

Stand in a doorway, and push both your hands against the door frame as hard as you can for at least a minute (with the backs of your hands pushing, not your palm). Then step out of the door frame, and relax.. your arms will rise upwards, and you will be blessed by christ!

Afterwards you must turn on the God Channel and donate $50k to help them build a space rocket to get to heaven!!





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Damn you and your mind control Hooper ... DAMN YOOOOOOOU!!
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