Best rock lyric truisms

[Vick]

Hot wax drippin'
Honey what do you say
I got a brand new record
That I gotta play
She said not now boy
But I did anyway
and I'm ready, so ready


I know these hookers down on 42nd street, but
ill-gotten booty's not my style
I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet


Whip crackin' floozy
way outta control
she got a new kinda jelly
in her jelly roll
I got the right key baby
but the wrong keyhole
and I'm ready, so ready


I'm a red hot pistol
and I'm ready to fight
I'm a 38 special
on a Saturday night
I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo honey
make it alright
'cause I'm ready, so ready


I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash
it kinda keeps my ass in line
one little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash

the sun is shinin' every day
ain't got no rubbers now it's rainin all the time



Pitched my tent
in the pouring rain
I got a back seat lover
that's callin' my name
she gonna blow my cover
she's hot as a flame
But I'm ready, so ready


I shove my tongue
right between your cheeks
I haven't made love now
for twenty-five weeks
I hear that your so tight
your lovin' squeaks
and I'm ready, so ready