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Old 06-20-2003   #32
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It came close..... Came up with uncommon knowledge about a dildo....

dont know why it considers a dik dik (african antelope) to be similar...lol
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Does your mother know what you are thinking about?
I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but,
I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?
Yes , No , Close

28. Is it round? Yes.
27. Can you play games with it? Yes.
26. Does it have a hard outer shell? Doubtful.
25. Was it invented? Yes.
24. Can you switch it on and off? No.
23. Is it soft? Probably.
22. Does it move? Probably.
21. Is it straight? Yes.
20. I guess it a fetish? Close.
19. Does it get wet? Yes.
18. Is it a synthetic material? Probably.
17. Is it comforting? Probably.
16. Could it be found in a classroom? Doubtful.
15. Can it make a sound? Irrelevant.
Does it have a hole in it? Unknown.
14. Does it come in a pack? No.
13. Is it usually colorful? Irrelevant.
12. Can it be used for recreation? Yes.
11. Do you hold it when you use it? Probably.
10. Does it break if dropped? No.
9. Does it come in a box? Yes.
8. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? Probably.
7. Do you clean it regularly? Probably.
6. Is it a common household object? No.
Would you find it in an office? Unknown.
5. Would you use it daily? Probably.
4. Can you hold it? Yes.
3. Is it multicolored? Irrelevant.
2. Does it bring joy to people? Yes.
1. It is classified as Other.


You were thinking of something to do with sex.
Is it multicolored? You said Irrelevant, I say Yes.
Would you find it in an office? You said Unknown, I say No.
Is it usually colorful? You said Irrelevant, I say Yes.
Does it have a hole in it? You said Unknown, I say No.
Does it move? You said Probably, I say No.
Can you switch it on and off? You said No, I say Yes.

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a fetish, a muscle (body part), a toy, a softball, a dik dik (African antelope), a urethra, a volleyball, a beach ball, a rattle (noise maker), bourbon, a baseball, a koosh ball.

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Uncommon Knowledge about a dildo
Would you pay to use it? I say Yes.
Does it use electricity? I say Probably.
Can it run fast? I say Probably.
Is it gray? I say Probably.
Does it smell bad? I say Yes.
Is it striped? I say Probably.
Is it tall? I say Probably.
Is it spotted? I say Probably.
Does it bite? I say Probably.
Is it originally from Europe? I say Probably.
Does it stink? I say Probably.
Would you like to be one? I say Yes.
Does it have fangs? I say Probably.
Does it eat fish? I say Probably.
Can you jump on it? I say Probably.
Does it have a good smell? I say Probably.
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