C'mon! does this REALLY suprise anyone?

[JR]

Originally posted by Ironhorse@May 26 2003, 12:14 PM

My experience was nothing like you describe, I went to a clinic and had Hefty Olga as a nurse who gave me some Nazi BS about how I masturbated that morning and she could tell. She then proceed to fondle my pecker with one hand and with lightning quick reflexes inserted that Q-tip.

i dissagree. i think its all a matter of perspective.

I went to a clinic and had Hefty Olga as a nurse

sounds sexy already.

Nazi BS about how I masturbated that morning and she could tell.

Nazi BS?!?!?!?! how could you miss this signal? you went into a private room with the sensual Olga, in her little nurse outfit and the conversation is immediately sexually suggestive and she was interested enough in you and felt comfortable enough with you that she immediately dove right into a conversation about masturbation. thats TOTALLY hot!

She then proceed to fondle my pecker with one hand

EXACTLY!

first, you get a hot, exotic, voluptuous nurse named Olga. She casually strikes up a conversation about masturbation... then starts fondling your penis...

and you are still missing all the signals.

and with lightning quick reflexes inserted that Q-tip.

sounds experienced, talented, caring, careful and accurate.

*sigh* - i envy you man. sounds like a good time.