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Old 05-13-2003   #1
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yup another one from the weird side

guy calls 911 to say his wife is trying to kill him with perfume

scented candles, room freshener, bug sprays, furnature polish, and even cheap furnature.

the man claims his wife is intentionaly spraying the house and lighting candles knowing he is hyper sensitive to these items and could injure him or incapacitate him

why?

he just won a 150k workmans comp settlement and his wife wants half



and YES his wife is in jail now

LOL
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hahahahahaha

OMFG!!!!


My wifes trying to kill me as well
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women u can't with them and you can't without them

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women u can't with them and you can't without them

no its

women...

cant live with them cant shoot them legaly
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now thats what I'm talkin about



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now thats what I'm talkin about
Your not conspiring to kill me are you?
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now thats what I'm talkin about
Im 20 minutes from alligator INFESTED waters

i should start an affilaite program
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golden showers ehhh

well whatever your into

Dayymm... I never realised my good lady was soo dirty
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How obvious is that?!

She should be arrested just based on stupidity!
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I was actually amazesd that the police did anything at all

this is the kind of story you always hear about after the guy is dead casue the police usually dont bother with shit like this.
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True enough. It's certainly one for the books. Murder for Dummies, yea, that would work!


(she probably admitted it)
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True enough. It's certainly one for the books. Murder for Dummies, yea, that would work!


(she probably admitted it)
where can i get that book... need it after the shit Trev's give me today :P
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where can i get that book... need it after the shit Trev's give me today :P
Today!! wadya mean today?

We got a whole night to get through yet hun
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As someone who is hypersensitive to perfumes and such, I've oftened wondered if I pissed my wife off enough, if she'd try to kill me by just locking me in the bedroom after spraying the troom full of that boaddy spray shit...

I seriously can't go into a Bed, Bath and Beyond without coming out with hives and welts and all runny, drippy.....

Christmas time for me is total hell...going through department stores cosmetic areas is dangerous for me...

I have to get special shaving cream just to avoid welts and runny nose and eyes from the perfumes/colognes of the regular stuff...I can't wear cologne and my wife can only wear limited amounts of perfume...

so, I actually do feel for this guy...as weird as the story may seem...
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