Serge is this true?

jimmyf · 04-18-2003

Surgeons !!

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Liberal anti-war demonstrators are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

Winetalk.com · 04-18-2003

true, true,
EVERYTHING you read on Oprano is true...always....

Mike AI · 04-18-2003

HAHA A good joke!!

XXXPhoto · 04-18-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Apr 18 2003, 02:00 PM
true, true,
EVERYTHING you read on Oprano is true...always....

At first I was going to take a homerun swing at this... but you tossing such a sweet pitch right over the plate like that made me hesitate...

04-18-2003	#1
jimmyf Members Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California Posts: 249	Surgeons !! Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Liberal anti-war demonstrators are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable. __________________ Fast-Size for you Pencil dick Webmasters will work for your surfers also AdRiches Casino PAYS Webmasters daily

04-18-2003	#2
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04-18-2003	#3
Mike AI Administrator Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 11,618	HAHA A good joke!! __________________ Make big money on your Domains! Why wait 40 days to get paid with the other guys? Parked.com pays the most for your traffic, and cuts checks twice a month!

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