A moment of levity

XXXPhoto · 03-25-2003

Sounds like a pro fem propaganda to me...

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?
So they can stand closer to the sink and wash dishes...

Why should you never buy a woman a watch?
Cause there's a clock on the fucking stove...

If g/f is yelling at front door and dog is howling at the back, which do you let in?
The dog... at least he'll shut the fuck up once he gets in the house...

Under oath I swear that Vick told me all of these jokes and I'm merely posting them to show evidence that he isn't the snappy dressing albeit lanky prissy boy everyone thinks he is; but rather a true manly man with huge hairy dangling balls women in the greater Baltimore area swoon over...

03-25-2003	#3
XXXPhoto Members Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,048	Sounds like a pro fem propaganda to me... Why are women's feet smaller than men's? So they can stand closer to the sink and wash dishes... Why should you never buy a woman a watch? Cause there's a clock on the fucking stove... If g/f is yelling at front door and dog is howling at the back, which do you let in? The dog... at least he'll shut the fuck up once he gets in the house... Under oath I swear that Vick told me all of these jokes and I'm merely posting them to show evidence that he isn't the snappy dressing albeit lanky prissy boy everyone thinks he is; but rather a true manly man with huge hairy dangling balls women in the greater Baltimore area swoon over... __________________ Intersmart.com - Avatars, Favorite Icons, Custom Smilies, Cartoon Caricatures and more...

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