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I called John Edward of the TV show crossing over with some serious questions about our future.
here is the transcript of that conversation: JR: Mr Edward, what can you tell us about Iraq and the stock market? Edward: .... Hmm..... i sense something.... i sense something either good or bad..... does this mean anything to anyone? JR: *slightly befuddled but trying to be respectful* --- "uhmm... could you elaborate?" Edward: "its about the energy... i dont have a clear picture, just a sensation. this sensation i feel right now is either good or bad" JR: so what does that mean exactly? Edward: "look, i dont know how to make it any clearer" *fat lady in audience shakes her head in disgust at my questions and apparent disbelief* JR: I am not sure what is clear? are you predicting something will happen? JR: ok... lets start over.. what exactly are you sensing will happen? Edward: I am sensing big change. JR: can you elaborate? *fat lady in the audience throws her french fries at me and screams "your just an asshole... why dont you go home with all the other negative assholes" Edward: you see, change will come, i know this because i can sense it. the sensation is really strong. i can also feel the definate sensation that it will be either a positive or negative change. JR: can you describe the "change" exactly? Edward: *chuckles, trying to show patience with my stupidity* of course! The change will be something different than before. You see JR, thats what change is. *fat lady in the audience now laughs triumphantly at my brutal defeat* JR: ok. what i can gather from todays conversation is that you know something will happen, but you dont know what? Edward: Look JR, are you trying to be ignorant? i told you what. I told you it will be a good or bad change. How can it be clearer? *several fat ladies in the audience chuckle together at me being buried in a storm of logic that only wayward, divorced housewives of talk show audiences seem to understand as i leave the stage* |
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