Pornstars Are So Retarded

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by KBpimps@Nov 11 2002, 10:36 AM
I'll tell you how retarded Pornstars are......

I bought Huoston a little Belly Ring (platinum with diamonds all over it) it was in the shape of an "H" for her namesake........

The backing broke while she was dancing somewhere and she was inconsolable.
So I get a frantic call that she lost the backing of her belly ring and needs a new one for her "H" ASAP

I tell her to call the jeweler in Beverly Hills where I got it for her, he tells her to send the "H" in a REGISTERED envelope and he'll take care of it.

So, what does Miss Houston do?

She puts the "H" in a plain, white, envelope and writes "REGISTER" on the back of it.

Believe it or not, the "H" made it to beverly Hills from the valley however, I still cannot lice the event down...

Other than her begginf me to send a "Deceased and assist" to spmeone using her content online

I said "what you wanna kill them and then help them?"

She didn't get it....

and now she don't get IT anymore

Oh my word. "Registered" I get - long ago I had a secretary who went to format some floppies and formatted the C: drive - THREE different times.

But "Deceased and assist." Wow. That's impressive.