Help a fashion challenged fat ass...

[DannyCox]

...and I have no idea as to who Ed Hardy even is!! And no, I won't be "Googling" him.

I have one pair of "sneakers", my Asics from 1997 that I still wear. I am fully anti-fashion, if something is considered in vogue or "cool", I will never wear it. I've been wearing the same brand and style of jeans for 30 years. Other than that, I have a couple of pairs of old khakis for formal events, loads of t-shirts collected on my travels, and about 100 really loud Hawaiian shirts all picked up while sailing.

My clothing budget is less than $100.00 a year