Need Toon/Mascot Design -- Updated works posted

[EmporerEJ]

I have a penis masturbation device.
if anyone would like to purchase one, hit me up.

I will advertise it's sale here for free, and not realize it's Gonzo's board.
And then, when Gonzo tells me it's his board, I'll see if he wants to buy one.

I will then ask Gonzo what his penis size is, so that I might try to talk him into buying one...you know by advertising my product on his board to him.

Yes, I know he is a tolerant man, and I simply don't "get it."

I won't tell him (or anyone else) any sample pricing, but will insist on knowing what their "project is," first.

I don't understand that intellectual property on the net is a commodity, and perhaps people don't WANT to discuss their "project" with me until they know if it's worth their time and risk.

Perhaps, because I have a website, Gonzo will give me free advertising to all his readers.

I know that Gonzo gets paid for the ad space here, but hey, I've got the product everyone wants and needs, so that doesn't apply to me, right?

Because, you know, I have a penis masturbation device.