Psychoanalyze Yourself~ QUIZ

[Hell Puppy]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?

A hot blonde that I'm trying to make some moves on.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?

A large bear

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

I tell him I can shit bigger than him, then show him, when he gets mouthy about it, I take a hickory switch to his ass.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you, is
your dream house that is.. (what size?)

Like Bill Gates places, only larger and more high tech....

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

A fence, a moat, guard towers, quite a bit of barbed wire.

6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on it?

It had better be dinner or someone's ass is in trouble.

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

plastic solo cup

8. What do you do with the cup?

leave it for the beaner who cuts the grass.

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the end of a body of water what kind of water is it?

Ocean, if it's my dream house, it needs to be on an island.

10. How will you cross the water?

private jet.