What you have to ask yourself is..

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Originally Posted by Carrie

Well, let's say the message is how to get traffic.

Any helpful person could say "Do A, Do B, Do C" and you'd have it.

Serge would scream for pics of big boobs on large women, insult the person asking about a method of getting traffic, drop a few misquotes and somewhere along the way pester the person asking about traffic methods with seemingly irrelevant annoying questions that would ultimately end up with the person having an epiphany where he realized what the fuck Serge was finally getting at and how to get traffic.

Spoon-feeding is much less entertaining.

but I'll also tell how to get rid of bicycle traffic and I misquote:

A couple were sitting up waiting for their 15 year old son to come home from
a social engagement when the boy came into the house with a big smile on his face.

"Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad! "he said breathlessly...."Guess what! I've just had sex for the first time, and it was wonderful!"

His mother turned red and said to her husband, "He's your son. You talk to him". Then she left the room.

The father said... "Son, that's great. Now you've become a man and I'm proud of you. I'm going to celebrate the occasion by buying you that ten-speed bike you've been wanting. I hope you don't mind waiting till payday to get it".

"That's OK, Dad", said the boy. "I couldn't ride it right now anyway.
My ass is too sore..........."