women.....

[Dianna Vesta]

lol- I went to the Bahamas once with a group of people way back when I was working in promotions. I had a vibrating dildo that I had wrapped in a towel and stuck in my bag. One of the photographers was behind me as we waited to go through customs baggage check. They rarely go through the bags here. I remembered that I promised a friend I'd pick up some beer for her at duty free and bring back. So I throw my bag down and as the photograher to move it up in the line and I'd be right back.

I'm standing at the register in duty free and I see him standing in front of the window hold up my bag and trying to get my attention. I paid and came out. I asked him why he got out of line. He said he went to pick up my bag and it was alive! I touched it and it was buzzing away!

I took it to the bathroom to take it out and turn it off. That must have triggered security because now I had two men demanding to check my bags. Of course he has to pull it out.