"Holiday(s) Shopping"

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by sudden

What exactly is a Philappino UPS guy? )

The regular UPS driver in my neighborhood is a very attractive, impossibly nice Philappino young man who brightens my day on a regular basis, because I shop online so much.

My Chihuahua attempted to savage him through the screen door yesterday.

The guy laughed helplessly watching her do it. It is funny to see something that small try and imitate a Rottweiler.

Red, Nick...December birthdays suck.
My brother's is December 16th. He had to stay in the hospital when he was born but they made my mother go home. That was one rotten Christmas. Not too surprisingly, she had expected to actually bring her infant home for Christmas.

Besides, look at it this way, Nick. You had one lousy Christmas...but you get an entire lifetime of tormenting Technick for it.

Poor Technick gets a lifetime of dual presents and bad jokes.