You know you live in Florida when...

[Steady]

Red, I thought of you when I came up to this one:

18) You can rattle off the names of three or more meteorologists who work
at the Weather Channel and every single newscaster and reporter at
all of the major stations in town.

When Wilma was heading your way, you said " Anderson Cooper is here", so you knew this was big.

I don't want to take the credit for the above list. A very close friend of mine
who lives is Panama City, Florida emailed me the above.

It is nice to see that no matter how bad thing have gotten in Florida, Flordians still have a sense of humor.