Cursed Fortune Cookies

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by EroticySteve

Continuing on Chinese food.

My last trip to NC with co-workers allowed us an opportunity for a great meal in Chinatown. Our per diem would have allowed us the finest surf and turf, so instead we opted for Chinese and got about one of everthing.

We had a ton of leftovers. Instead of taking them back to the hotel we decided to take them and give them to someone homeless.

We walked back to Times Square, the whole group of us. During our entire trek we didn't see one homeless person. Not a single one. The weather was perfect and we walked through some pretty seedy neighborhoods.

We ended up just leaving the food on a street corner, not 50 feet from the food some kid kicked the bag into the street where a Taxi quickly rolled over all of the leftover Moo Goo Gai Pan.

Never a pan-handling smelly bum around when you need one!