Heather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Queen Bitch]

Still speed reading, Nick? lol

A woman's entitled to merely titilate at times (at least until Morgan calls you and reads my emails to you lol)

I ran into a psychotic (rather than pathetic) version of the 'Great White King of Synopses' over on FeePay and had a bit of fun. Those that can post do, those that can't, summarize.

Sent him into a real tizzy with a mild-mannered little email asking him 'just how small IS that penis and have you used it outside your own rather shallow gene pool lately?'

I told him that I had my money on 2 1/2 inches +/- 1/2 but that there was no way to find out since we could find no one willing to find out.

It can get old finding yourself suspended for posting things as bland as 'you are in dire need of a good lay'. Please point out the profanity in that sentence!

I was just reading Oprano over the phone to my bf and he was jealous. He said, "Damn, we need to get the fuck over there and post, maybe you should go back into adult, their boards are so much better, you're wasting yourself on Ebay" :P