who the fuck would use this service?

MorganGrayson · 09-28-2005

Oh, this is special:

How do you keep the toys clean and safe?
We've developed a patent-pending process for thoroughly cleaning each toy before it is sent out to a customer. Our extensive research and testing indicate that this will allow us to provide safe, hygienic sex toys without the fear of transmission of disease. Customers who are still concerned about safety can simply use a condom or other latex barrier with each toy.

Personally, I'm blaming this on Netflix. Not that they have anything to do with it, but I know damned well somebody had a dvd in their hand and went "HEY!! I'VE GOT AN IDEA!!"

09-28-2005	#3
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: who the fuck would use this service? Oh, this is special: How do you keep the toys clean and safe? We've developed a patent-pending process for thoroughly cleaning each toy before it is sent out to a customer. Our extensive research and testing indicate that this will allow us to provide safe, hygienic sex toys without the fear of transmission of disease. Customers who are still concerned about safety can simply use a condom or other latex barrier with each toy. Personally, I'm blaming this on Netflix. Not that they have anything to do with it, but I know damned well somebody had a dvd in their hand and went "HEY!! I'VE GOT AN IDEA!!"