Today's Darwin Award candidate

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by Red

MUSKEGON HEIGHTS, Mich. — A suspected shoplifter was found when, after dropping her purse at the scene of a crime, she called police to claim her bag. The woman allegedly set off an anti-theft alarm as she fled a Family Dollar store. She dropped her purse in an parking lot while being chased. When she went to the police station to retrieve her lost purse, she was promptly arrested.

This is what happens when an adult webmaster gives up and McDonalds won't have her back.