this portion of the pam anderson roast just has to be posted

[Carrie]

Who the hell had the idea of putting Courtney Love next to Pam? Did they think being that close to Pam would make Courtney look better or something?
I was shocked to see Anna Nicole - damn, she actually looks good when there's only one of her.

When he said Pam was such a good sport he wasn't kidding. He started out kinda funny and quickly went to just plain unfunny. You don't have to be THAT disgusting and disrespectful to have a funny roast.

And I think he's been raiding Gonzo's closet.