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Old 08-22-2005   #3
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Default Re: Tell me what things you think back about and go, "I can't believe I did that"!

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Hahaha nice!

A few of mine...

Couple weeks ago:
I was walking, and I fell. I didn't trip, stumble, get dizzy, or anything normal. I was walking home from work carrying a bag of beer (I work during the day in a Ubrew) and crossing an intersection, rush hour traffic so cars were at all the lights, and I fell. Beer came rolling out of the bag, I'm sure they thought I was drunk, because who else falls on their face for no reason?

Few days ago:
Another one that I did lately was screw up making grape juice... added milk instead of water. LOL It didn't taste too bad, but jeesh! Who screws up making JUICE?

One from when I was younger, I was riding my bike & was considering how when I go up a steep hill I sometimes have to lift one foot off the pedal a bit to put more weight onto the other one, and I got this "brilliant" idea to try to ride my bike like a camel walks... in my mind I figured the bike would wobble a lot, but it might be kinda fun... so I lifted my left foot off the pedal, and my left hand off the handlebar, and fell over immediately. LOL

Another great one was when I was even YOUNGER (early high school) and my friend Lizzy had just learned how to drive recently & I hadn't seen her drive yet, and she drove up to my friend Brooke's house. There was a rather steep embankment from the sidewalk to the actual road, and I decided it would be fine to run down it in platform shoes ...so I did and then when I got to the road and was suddenly not running "down hill" anymore, I fell flat on my face in front of a car, and just lay there & laughed my ass off...

OH! And the first (and only) time I went roller blading, was on my way to Brooke's house & she lived on a hill. I was uncomfortable with the idea of shifting my foot "backwards" to slow down with the brakes that those things come with, so I decided I would use the van parked in front of Brooke's house. While I was going towards it I realized my feet were on wheels and my upper body might stop, but my knees would smash into the bumper... so I moved to the middle of the road (it was a small town, no traffic) and then realized that route would only send me through the intersection of a busy road, and down an even steeper hill (Anthony if you've ever been to Ladysmith, you'll have an idea of what I'm talking about) ...so then I decided the route to take was to hit the van on an angle... so I did... lol They took pictures of what I looked like afterwards.
HAHAHAHA CLASSIC Stories!

If ladysmith is anything like North Van, I understand fully!
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