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Thank God I'm not the only one that thinks some of those dog toys on the market look like they belong @ a sex shop instead of Pet Smart! My grandma bought this toy for our dog last year and it was just hilarious. Looked DEFINITELY like a sex toy and not a dog toy. We all started laughing and she just looked shocked and asked "What? What's so funny?" Damned thing even vibrated and moved around on the floor when you switched it on. lol
Of course the dog was scared shitless of it - even HE knew it wasn't your typical dog toy.