What does Christmas mean to you?

Newton · 12-12-2004

Sitting in front of a tv on your own, shitty little meal on the lap, shouting bah humbug at the tv?

Poisonous relations coming over, plaguing you from the crack of dawn, getting drunk and making complete twats of themselves?

Other peoples kids screaming until they wear themselves out, partially due to you dosing them with a brandy, to keep them quiet and give you some peace?

What will you be doing?

I have warned off all relations under pain of death not to visit, my cookery skills are exquisite, there is a few bottles of lanson in the fridge, cuban cohibas ready to be cut and it's going to be a fine relaxing, tranquil time. Gawd Bless ya guvnor, to one and all

12-12-2004	#1
Newton It's always business, never personal! The POWER of radio Oprano Radio Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On a golf course Posts: 4,916	Sitting in front of a tv on your own, shitty little meal on the lap, shouting bah humbug at the tv? Poisonous relations coming over, plaguing you from the crack of dawn, getting drunk and making complete twats of themselves? Other peoples kids screaming until they wear themselves out, partially due to you dosing them with a brandy, to keep them quiet and give you some peace? What will you be doing? I have warned off all relations under pain of death not to visit, my cookery skills are exquisite, there is a few bottles of lanson in the fridge, cuban cohibas ready to be cut and it's going to be a fine relaxing, tranquil time. Gawd Bless ya guvnor, to one and all __________________ Poser Bush in a mix-up over his hi-tech gizmo - ICLOD