Would you Rat out your friends/associates...

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Originally posted by Vick@Aug 11 2004, 05:30 PM
Serge - after all the years I feel I can ask you one of two questions

Serious as a heart attack? or Serious as a hard on?

If you answer yes, I know it is so

and I don't play with heart attacks or hard ons

one Jew came to Rabbiu and asked him important question:
Rabbi, can I marry a Goim? Rabbi Shloim wrote in 19th century that I can't marry goim under no circumstances....
Rabbi thought for a mionute and concluded:
Rabbi Shloim is right.

Man continued:
but in the 16th Century, Rabbi Shneerson wrote that Jewish man can marry a goim if goim takes giur...
Rabbi thought for a minute and concluded:
Rabbi Shnnerson is right.

Man yelled,
Rabbim BOTH of them can't be right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rabbi thought for a mionute and concluded:
You are right too!
;-)))