DB Designer/Programmer/Analyst/Mgr available

[sarettah]

Does not do web design with pretty graphics.
Does not do free computer repair.
Does not agee with everything you say.
Does not Bullshit.
Is not at all politically correct.
Is obstinate, headstrong, egotistical, mean, ugly and fiercely independent.
Will tell you to fuck yourself in a heartbeat when it is appropriate.
Is not a team player in most senses of the word.
Does not play, like or appreciate office politics.
Does not get along well with others. (failed sandbox in kindergarten)
Is not a YES man, is not a NO man.
Demands client participation in their project.
Is high maintenance.
Delivers loyalty and demands loyalty in return.

Often Leads, rarely follows.

Will provide honest feedback at all times.
Can work with any fucking database: MySql, Oracle, SQLserver, FoxPro, Dbase, Paradox, Access, pretty much any fucking thing.
Can code fluently in multiple languages across multiple platforms.
Lives by the KISS principle. (definitely not by the KISS ASS principle)
Deals well with reality.
Takes minimal design requirements and turns them into reality.

Highest offer above 120k a year takes possesion immediately.

Is toilet trained.

Contact IamafuckingbastardbutIgetthejobdone@...sdesign s.com



Last edited by sarettah at May 21 2004, 07:13 PM