why women are more chosy than men when it comes to

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Vick@Apr 8 2004, 08:37 PM
Ok since we've been grooming pushpills/Grogan/Steve here lately .....

..... here's the book about women according to Vick (short version)


Treat HM girls like LM girls

Treat LM girls like HM girls

Also known as treat a whore like a lady and treat a lady like a whore

Never have a long term relationship with an HM girl, too much work

If you can turn down sex it puts a new dynamic on a relationship, most women have never been turned down for sex, it works on their mind and ego

Then turn down sex again ...... but tactfully and for the right reasons

P.M.S. rule - 3 days before menstruation show up with a box of Godiva chocolates (or other appropriate gift), give said gift and LEAVE,

the leave part is very important, if the woman suffers from PMS (which means you suffer from PMS as well) she may think she's fat, bloated or retaining water and can't enjoy the gift while you are there

This is a good 3 hours for you to have a drink, go to a ball game or whatever which allows the woman to enjoy the gift guilt free
When you return, you're in good and you got a free afternoon

Always open doors, especially in front of her friends

Always be well mannered, especially in front of her friends

Realize you can never give her what another woman can - emotionally, physically or sexually - don't try and don't try to fight it - a woman appreciates the differences

Help or try to teach her to appreciate football, beer and buffalo wings - preferably at the same time - she'll know it's not the same as with the guys

There's more but this is this is the starter version







Oh shit, I just thought what the hell do I know - I'm happily divorced he he he

OK, guys - print it, study it, learn it, practice it.

Except for the sex hold out thing. Game playing isn't right on either side. If a guy turned me down once, I'd consider getting rid of him. Twice would be a definite "See ya!". <_<