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Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Little South of Sanity
Posts: 6,551
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Ok since we've been grooming pushpills/Grogan/Steve here lately .....
..... here's the book about women according to Vick (short version) Treat HM girls like LM girls Treat LM girls like HM girls Also known as treat a whore like a lady and treat a lady like a whore Never have a long term relationship with an HM girl, too much work If you can turn down sex it puts a new dynamic on a relationship, most women have never been turned down for sex, it works on their mind and ego Then turn down sex again ...... but tactfully and for the right reasons P.M.S. rule - 3 days before menstruation show up with a box of Godiva chocolates (or other appropriate gift), give said gift and LEAVE, the leave part is very important, if the woman suffers from PMS (which means you suffer from PMS as well) she may think she's fat, bloated or retaining water and can't enjoy the gift while you are there This is a good 3 hours for you to have a drink, go to a ball game or whatever which allows the woman to enjoy the gift guilt free When you return, you're in good and you got a free afternoon Always open doors, especially in front of her friends Always be well mannered, especially in front of her friends Realize you can never give her what another woman can - emotionally, physically or sexually - don't try and don't try to fight it - a woman appreciates the differences Help or try to teach her to appreciate football, beer and buffalo wings - preferably at the same time - she'll know it's not the same as with the guys There's more but this is this is the starter version Oh shit, I just thought what the hell do I know - I'm happily divorced he he he |
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