No politics tonight! Tell me your best joke!

[davecummings]

An Irishman had been drinking at the Irish Pub all night. O'Grady, bartender
> finally said
> > that the bar is closing.
> >
> > So the Irishman stood up to leave fell flat on his face. He tried to stand
> > one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some
> > fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
> >
> > Once outside, he stood up and fell on his face again. So he decided to
> crawl
> > the four blocks up to his home.
> >
> > When he arrived at the door he stood up and fell flat on his face. He
> > crawled through the door and into his bedroom.
> >
> > When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he
> > managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into the bed
> and
> > is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
> >
> > He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting,
> > "SO YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!"
> >
> > Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out he said, "What
> > makes you say that?"
>

> His wife says "Because Murphy the Day Manager at the Pub just called to remind you that you left your wheel chair there again last night!"


Have a nice, and safe, weekend everyone (meaning use condoms and don't drink and drive)!

Dave Cummings