RapMasterP is in da house

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by rapmasterp@Jan 6 2004, 12:41 PM
PornDoggy yo, why you be spillin the dylan
suggest you stay out of this, go back to chillin

your old ass aint got nothing at all new to offer
but my ideas my man theys like bling in the coffer

What the fuck do you know ? Old time porn ways is all
so like zimmerman would say you better get out of the hall

and the road that you built, we be paving over
the time they're a changing and I'm the main author

the new road is porn stars and poker, gambling I say
so like the song says at least get out of the way

or I'll run you over as I go on my way there
take my advice stay in your old rocking chair

word

Not bad. Not bad at all. It's got a fair beat, but I'm not sure you could dance to it, Dick ... I can only give it a 6.

But run me over? I don't think so ... people been trying that since I was teaching your momma the tricks she used to snag your daddy. After all,

I been Norman Mailered, Maxwell Taylored
I been John O'Hara'd, McNamara'd
I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I'm blind
I been Ayn Randed, nearly branded
Communist, 'cause I'm left-handed
That's the hand I use, well, never mind

I been Phil Spectored, resurrected
I been Lou Adlered, Barry Sadlered
Well, I paid all the dues I want to pay
And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce
And all of my wealth won't buy me health
So I smoke a pint of tea a day

I knew a man, his brain so small
He couldn't think of nothing at all
He's not the same as you and me
He doesn't dig poetry. He's so unhip that
When you say Dylan, he thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas
Whoever he was
The man ain't got no culture
But it's alright, ma
Everybody must get stoned

I been Mick Jaggered, silver daggered
Andy Warhol, won't you please come home?
I been mothered, fathered, aunt and uncled
Been Roy Haleed and Art Garfunkeled
I just discovered somebody's tapped my phone