quick joke

dantheman · 10-30-2003

A man had tickets for the Alabama-Auburn football game. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, the seat is empty. "This is incredible ," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Alabama- Auburn game and not use it?" He says " Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Alabama-Auburn game we haven't been to together since we got married in 1957." " Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That' terrible But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative to take the seat.?"
The man shakes his head. " No. They're all at the funeral.

ROLL TIDE

10-30-2003	#1
dantheman Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,878	A man had tickets for the Alabama-Auburn football game. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, the seat is empty. "This is incredible ," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Alabama- Auburn game and not use it?" He says " Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Alabama-Auburn game we haven't been to together since we got married in 1957." " Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That' terrible But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative to take the seat.?" The man shakes his head. " No. They're all at the funeral. ROLL TIDE __________________ "Never argue with an idiot....he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."