Terminator 3

[JR]

what the fuck is wrong with these goddamned super cyborgs that they are
so completely incompetent that they have to keep coming back because
the previous one fucked up the job he was supposed to do?

T-1

a killer cyborg comes from the future.
he is a really scary because he is a super machine.
bullets bounce off him.
he can't be stopped.
he wasted half the people in the movie
luckily for humanity, the cocktail waitress kills him.

*yawn*

T-2

the dead super killer robot comes back as a nice guy
he claims he is a different robot... but he has that same Austrian/LA accent.
yeah, nice try Conan!

and what the fuck was that about? machines got sophisticated enough to
procreate and travel through time but never thought about speech
therapy for the immigrant weight lifter robots?

So here we are... unfortunately for the little boy he is now trying to
save... a new and improved super killer cyborg, next generation, mercury
based freakshow who is purported to be better in everyway is trying to
kill them both... yet he fucks up anyway. As unlikely as it seemed and
much to our dismay, the shitty robot and little kid prevail.

even thought they blew up twice as much shit... it was still b-o-r-i-n-g

T-3

How could they outdo Terminator 1 and 2?

Well, in Hollywood, the answer is both simple and obvious. create a new
super killer robot with new and improved super weapons and for good
measure,.... slap a pair of tits on it.

who could have saw that coming?

not surprisingly, she is totally technologically superior in every way,
complete with adjustable breasts, legs that don't stop, the cutest lips i
have ever seen and no matter how many times she gets smashed,
crushed, shot and blown up... her hair is never out of place. needless to
say, she fucks her mission up like those imcompetent super cyborgs before
her and loses to the dumber, less sophisticated robot.

So the basic premise of T-1 was that in the future, there was a war with
machines? What war with machines could they be having? Jesus Christ,
three films later and they could not even whack out one little boy or his
mommy. it makes me wonder how much robot inbreeding there was after
the apocolypse.

We were talking about downloading our brains in another thread and
living forever... but i would rather die than download my brain into some
sort of dipshit super killer, ultra commando, power ranger robot with a
suspiciously strange Austrian accent that can wipe out half of LA in the
first 60 minutes of the film... but cant kill a 10 year old. a cybergenic
failure and dipshit.

if they did not spend most of the movie gunning down innocent people and
blowing shit up i would have left in the first 20 minutes.