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Vick · 03-18-2003

Well it’s early in the a.m. and I’m feelin’ kinda trashed
Somebody found a six-pack that he didn’t know he’d stashed
Said she'd fuck me for a Mickey, said she's fuck me for a light
She won’t be the only actress at this curtain call tonight

Secret smile in my eyes, a bonfire in my hair
And the lace upon her push-up bra reminds me why it’s there
It’s early in the morning and the sky is turning grey
And she's punching my ticket ’cause it’s Sadie Hawkins Day

Dress it up, baby — that girl’s no lady
And she doesn’t want to be ignored
Heart like granite — where’s the vodka, dammit?
When I’m stone cold sober I’m stone cold bored

03-18-2003	#11
Vick Celebrating Company's Success with A Beer From Mini Bar Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Little South of Sanity Posts: 6,551	Well it’s early in the a.m. and I’m feelin’ kinda trashed Somebody found a six-pack that he didn’t know he’d stashed Said she'd fuck me for a Mickey, said she's fuck me for a light She won’t be the only actress at this curtain call tonight Secret smile in my eyes, a bonfire in my hair And the lace upon her push-up bra reminds me why it’s there It’s early in the morning and the sky is turning grey And she's punching my ticket ’cause it’s Sadie Hawkins Day Dress it up, baby — that girl’s no lady And she doesn’t want to be ignored Heart like granite — where’s the vodka, dammit? When I’m stone cold sober I’m stone cold bored __________________ Pssst Click the Button Above I once wanted to be a Gynecologist But I couldn't find an opening