In The Beginning Was The Plan.

[Ambergirl]

And then Came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without
form. And the Plan was without substance. And darkness was upon the face of
the workers. And they spoke among themselves saying, "It is a Crock of shit
and it stinks."

And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a bucket of
dung and we cannot live with the smell." And the Supervisors went unto
their Managers saying, "It is a container of organic waste, and it is very
strong, such that none May abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of
fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "It
contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It
promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, "This new
plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with very
powerful effects."

And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good. And the
Plan became Policy.

And this is my friends is how Shit happens.