How Will You Die?

[gigi]

A teacher at school once said drowning is supposed to be quite pleasant

dunno why that one stayed with me... can't recall much else about him ;-)

Man, I heard the other way around.....that drowning was one of the worst ways to go.....

I will shuffle off this mortal coil quietly in my sleep at Mr. Edd's Geisha House and Tea Emporium on a bed of 40 naked japanese girls. The coroner will be unable to remove the smile from my face, and my remains will be placed in my private supercollider and vaporized in a massive implosion that will create "eddquarks" that disrupt the space-time continuium ripping a hole in the 4th and 6th dimensions.

I'm going the same way as Edd....except replace the 40 naked japanese girls with 40 males someONE's who are skilled with someTHINGS....

Most guys want to go in mid coitus. It probably is the best way to go but i can't get over the embarassment of it all, lying there stone cold dead with a hardon and the emergency medical people showing up.

My dog did this. 11 years old...humping my english mastiff who was in her first heat.....it was a very difficult day for us (and we still miss him).....but the fact is he keeled over while 'doing it'....and that just seemed to make it a whole lot easier to take....