I like Oprano because I am a lazy motherfucker...

[softball]

I have tons of shit I have to do from writing to editing. I would pack it all in earlier, except I have this board to amuse me. It makes me more productive. Instead of smoking a doobie and watching Seinfeld, I actually work and post here. Oprano makes me a more productive pornographer. I want to especially thank Jace and Rcourt for keeping my nose to the grindstone.
And, just in case you two are interested, I really, in my heart of hearts, outside all of this board bravado, think the pair of you are thick as bricks. And that's the truth.