Joke : A tad long but funny

[sarettah]

Thee are numerous benefits to being a bonafide Turtle. You become part of one of the largest fraternal organizations on the planet. Everywhere you go, from New York to Tanzania, from Moscow to Buenos Aires you know you have friends, you may have never met them but you know they are there just waiting for you anytim you go.


The list of benefits is quite long but I can't go into much detail on them, hush hush you know, members only type stuff.

But, since you guys aren't Turtles and from what I am seeing, sadly, you don't want to be Turtles, I can't tell you.