What you have to ask yourself is..

[Carrie]

Well, let's say the message is how to get traffic.

Any helpful person could say "Do A, Do B, Do C" and you'd have it.

Serge would scream for pics of big boobs on large women, insult the person asking about a method of getting traffic, drop a few misquotes and somewhere along the way pester the person asking about traffic methods with seemingly irrelevant annoying questions that would ultimately end up with the person having an epiphany where he realized what the fuck Serge was finally getting at and how to get traffic.

Spoon-feeding is much less entertaining.