Don't fear the 'meegra

[Hammer]

are you living in "One Convenience Store" town? Go to another one, where you'll be fully understood and given all TLC in perfectly spoken English and enjoy the best service in the world.

Apparently you've not been to many convenience stores in Miami.

not true...
Japan is #30 on the list of most visited countries, same as Croatia.

ummm... Big difference between visitors and illegal immigrants and I seriously doubt if any Americans are illegally immigrating to Japan or Croatia and being supported by those government.